- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then Facebook would have "Üzərik" application;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then you would have "Təzə nə xəbər?" question instead of "What's on your mind?" in status box;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - you would have "like", "comment", "share" and "show it to fortune-teller" buttons under the photos;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - his office would be located at the local "çayxana" ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would be the most ancient social network ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then FB would be named as "Anket"book ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - we would send him to Eurovision 2012 ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would be claimed by "mənfur qonşular" ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB slogan would be: "Hamı 3 profil açsın, xeyir vətənə qalsın" ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then the relationship status would LITERALLY be interpreted as:
Single - stuck at home/out of date ;
In a relationship - he/she is a "walker";
Engaged - must have a ring;
Married - good bye "sultanlıq" ;
It's complicated - your relatives are gossiping;
In an open relationship - (this would be changed to In a closed relationship);
Widowed - equals to dead;
Separated - ring to be returned, all relations cut;
Divorced - no future for girls / mothers in search for boys;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - "Find friend" would be "Yerlilerini tap" ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would say "Xalq" and "Xalq" would say FB ;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - there would be a "wish box" on the profiles where you would write "O gun olsun gelen il bu vaxti ..." or "notification-larin bol olsun;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani -
Like-Unlike-Miz qoy-Bele de-Pis deyil-Bomba-Efir-Bu nedi ala- Apar tulla
Comment - men de varam - ozunu goster - qonshu yazdi men qaldim
Poke – chimdikle;
- If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - he would say "Facebook gormek isteyen Azerbaycana gelsin" ;
- THE END.
- I wish I could - be married to Mr.Darcy and Mr.Bingley would be my brother-in-law ;) or vice versa. Uzeyir Hacibeyov demishken, "o olmasin, bu olsun" :D
2. I wish I could - do without sleep (
3. I wish I could - be the bridesmaid in my sister's wedding :*
4. I wish I could - heal by smiling
5. I wish I could - see and talk to Prophets
6. I wish I could - stop thinking whenever I wanted
7. I wish I could - put my thoughts into a file
8. I wish I could - say yes to the dress )))
9. I wish I could - ride a horse (maximus )))
10. I wish I could - travel through time
11. I wish I could - hypnotize
12. I wish I could - control the weather :D
13. I wish I could - easily identify good from bad
14. I wish I could - see an angel
15. I wish I could - walk on stilettos 24/7 :D
16. I wish I could - have my own business and no boss
17. I wish I could - control my mood
18. I wish I could - prevent accidents
19. I wish I could - read minds
20. I wish I could - sing, dance and play on piano
21. I wish I could - speak all languages
22. I wish I could - fly
You are happy when - you make people happy!
You are happy when - you do the job and you see the benefit
You are happy when - you are appreciated
You are happy when - you don't regret the past
You are happy when - you hope hope and hope
You are happy when - you don't worry!
You are happy when - you can rely on someone
You are happy when - you get a message or a letter from secret admirer
You are happy when - you don't care what people think about you
You are happy when - you share
You are happy when - you think you look beautiful
You are happy when - you go to bed after a tiring day
You are happy when - you see a rainbow
You are happy when - people like the cake you baked
You are happy when - you pray and the next moment your prayer is accepted
You are happy when - you pass your exams
You are happy when - you take a right decision
You are happy when - people remember you
