If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani...

• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then Facebook would have "Üzərik" application;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then you would have "Təzə nə xəbər?" question instead of "What's on your mind?" in status box;
•  If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - you would have "like", "comment", "share" and "show it to fortune-teller" buttons under the photos;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - his office would be located at the local "çayxana" ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would be the most ancient social network ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then FB would be named as "Anket"book ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - we would send him to Eurovision 2012 ;
•  If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would be claimed by "mənfur qonşular" ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB slogan would be: "Hamı 3 profil açsın, xeyir vətənə qalsın" ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - then the relationship status would LITERALLY be interpreted as:
  Single - stuck at home/out of date ;
  In a relationship - he/she is a "walker";
  Engaged - must have a ring;
  Married - good bye "sultanlıq" ;
  It's complicated - your relatives are gossiping;
  In an open relationship - (this would be changed to In a closed relationship);
  Widowed - equals to dead;
  Separated - ring to be returned, all relations cut;
  Divorced - no future for girls / mothers in search for boys;
•  If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - "Find friend" would be "Yerlilerini tap" ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - FB would say "Xalq" and "Xalq" would say FB ;
• If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - there would be a "wish box" on the profiles where you would write "O gun olsun gelen il bu vaxti ..." or "notification-larin bol olsun;
•   If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani -
  Like-Unlike-Miz qoy-Bele de-Pis deyil-Bomba-Efir-Bu nedi ala- Apar tulla
  Comment - men de varam - ozunu goster - qonshu yazdi men qaldim
  Poke – chimdikle;
•  If Zuckenberg was Azerbaijani - he would say "Facebook gormek isteyen Azerbaycana gelsin" ;
•  THE END.